collegehumor:

Toy Story Occupy Wall Street
Everyone has a story, even toys.
theclearlydope:

YOU REALLY MUST BE FOLLOWING BUNNYFOOD. Do it now … I’ll wait …. Great, thank you. 
bunnyfood:

This is a blind Great Dane named Lily who is currently looking for a new home. You’ll need to make space for her huge guide dog as well.
Read more about Lily here.
collegehumor:

Aggressive Photography Ad
Their previous slogan was even darker. “Put the knife away, mom. Let us take a stab at it.”
collegehumor:

Mass of War
(Click to keep reading)
collegehumor:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns
I’d recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.
collegehumor:

Girl Passed Out In Bathroom Stall
Either that or the plumber really likes wedge shoes and shaved legs while he works
theclearlydope:

One step closer to a super human. Now you need to lose an arm and replace it with a crossbow.